You have been lied to! You've
gone outside the boundaries of barovelli.com. You must know the password to
get back.
There's a knock at the door. Barovelli opens the
peephole.
Barovelli: Who are you?
Wagstaff: I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?
Barovelli: I'm fine too, but you can't come in unless you give the
password.
Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?
Barovelli: Oh no, you gotta tell me! (pause) Hey, I tell you what I do...I
give you three guesses...It's the name of a fish...
Wagstaff: Is it Mary?
Barovelli: Ha, ha! Atsa no fish!
Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one. Let me see...Is it
sturgeon?
Barovelli: Hey, you're crazy! A sturgeon, he's a doctor cuts you open whena
you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Wagstaff: I got it! Haddock!
Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock?
Barovelli: Well now, sometimes I take aspirin, sometimes I takea calomel.
Wagstaff: Say, I'd walk a mile for a calomel.
Barovelli: You mean chocolate calomel. I like that too, but you no guess it.
(Slams door).
Wagstaff knocks again. Barovelli opens the peephole again.)
Hey, whatsa matta? You no understand English? You can't come in here unless
you say swordfish! Now, I give you one more guess.
Wagstaff: (thinking) Swordfish...swordfish...I think I got it! Is it
swordfish?
Barovelli: Ha! That's it! You guess it!
SWORDFISH!
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